Someone stole 2,810 Nintendo Switch 2 and I think I know who he is

Switch 2 in High demand. Like, so high it leads to high caricature levels. According to the police In Arabahu Province, Colorado, 2,810 Switching 2S of a truck was stolen earlier this month. According to what was reported, the truck driver discovered the missing keyboards at the pre -inspection truck station after noting that the trailer had been stormed on its way to Gamestop in Texas. according to 9nbc NewsWhich first reported the theft, multiple platforms were stolen from the keyboards, and as they notice, they are a type of huge term.

When exactly happened, an unclear event. According to the participation of the AraPahoe Police, the missing keyboards at the Bennett truck station, COLO were observed. If you are wondering exactly the value of this wild theft for sure, I will provide you with mathematics. Police says that every control unit is estimated at $ 499, and it is in fact not the price of the switch 2, however He is Collected control unit price Mario Cart WorldSo that it makes the entire matter for a value of $ 1.4 million completely. Looking at the size and nature of theft, I have a lot of questions.

For anyone, how they managed to steal many keyboards so quickly? They will all sweep them from the platforms with an elevator of the fastest type, but as it was photographed in a picture published by the Arabaho police, platforms have been apparently eliminated inside the trailer. Perhaps it was a lot From thieves, or perhaps one thief with really large hands … they are. Second, how do thieves (or a very large thief) plan to empty all these keyboards? I also noticed 9nbc News, each console has a serial number, which makes it specific. Although there is no way to track this control unit website based on the serial number, Nintendo can design keyboards from a distance and ensure that they are never used, unless the owner has some raising to overcome this, which at this stage through the Switch 2 life cycle is very uncomfortable.

Finally, I wonder about who will be a diamond enough to try to withdraw the theft of this first. A person should have little attention to common moral values. Someone slows greed and material gain above all. A very bad person that BowSER himself will tremble in fear of thought. Unless … no. Can it be? Listen, I am not investigating, and I do not mean to shed light on a qualified robbery/criminal robbery, but this is some shit if I ever seen it.

I am openly open here, but I don’t think the police can exclude this. I mean, seriously, stealing this big will take big Criminal, Wario is very clumsy so that it cannot be pulled. Buser, though? It is a fabricated, decorated with wealth, and the ruler of the well -known world. If you are the police (and I can assure you that I am not), I take the APB for purple muscle car with large donkey mutations. I just say, with $ 1.4 million on the line, you can thank me later, Nintendo.