One of the worst Marvel films made ever is killing on the main video

Marvel “Morbius” is crushing the Amazon Prime video charts, so it seems that “fans” of this Sony-MARVEL collaborate this want “More-Bius”.

Well, sorry. Now that I got out of my chest, I feel overwhelmed to report it, according to Letteroland Film 2022 “Morius” It is one of the most watched videos on the Amazon flow platform. Why am I very happy with this? Frankly, this is because I am somewhat obsessed with “Morbius” – not as a movie, in itself, but as a concept. This is because, if we are honest, then “Morbius” can barely be even The name film. “Morius” was directed by Daniel Espinoza and written by Matt Sazama and Burkes Charles, with a number of delays due to the Covid-19s, but that did not do any movie when it eventually released it in March 2022; It was still a poorly terrible thing, as it paved the way for other generous films in the world of Spider-Man Sony, or SSU, such as “Madame Web” and “Kraven The Hunter”.

The film, if you can call it, Jarid Litho’s stars (which is terrible) as Dr. Michael Morius, who suffers from a mysterious blood disease and then becomes a “live vampire”. Surrounded by Lito Matt Smith (who owns completely A lot of fun) as the best friend of the childhood of Michael Lucien, who Michael started contacting Milo without reason, as well as the star “Hit Man” in the future, Adra Arjuna, stuck in an unknown role as a colleague of Michael and the attention of potential love Dr. Martin Pancroft. Also, “MAN MEN” and “Chernobyl” in this movie. Well, then, what do we need to know about the movie “Morbius”, a really terrible movie that won the Golden Raspberry Awards and did not get one in one way or another over one, however two Theatrical publications?

Well, remember that blood disease? Lucian, who is described by Michael “Milo” for literally, there is no reason, while boys live in a Greek hospital under the auspices of Dr. Emile Nicholas (Jared Harris), he has the same issue, so it is good news for him when Michael develops his artificial blood (a very important discovery that he presented the Nobel Prize, which Michael rejects a clear rationalization). Instead of using artificial blood to treat himself, Michael, who was told that he is a genius, decides that he would tie the blood of vampires with his treatment; Instead, they were bitten by them while they were experimenting with a cargo ship in international waters. The film goes further to put a title card that tells us that this “international waters” is outside the Long Island coast, and I am not joking when I say I am thinking about this address card, once a day.

It is clear that Michael becomes a vampire, then Milo also becomes a vampire, but Milo is evilWhich is a problem. Rapid cgi and worse -fly – which clearly does not include the line “It is the Morebin time”, which is Mimi about the movie that eventually gained his own life – Michael should stop and kill Milo with the help of … the bats of the bats. (This movie Rock) After turning Martin into a vampire to save her life, Michael Thoms Adrian met Michael Keaton in the post -credit scene where they discuss the fighting of the Spider -Man, but because SSU died a sad death after the failure of “Kraven The Hunter”, and this has never happened, and this was long that Keaton said a scene saying on a green screen without being anywhere. everything To the maximum Funny, but release the movie is more entertaining.

So what exactly happened with the re -launch of “Morbius”? Was the audience really demanding “More-Bius?” (Pardon! I did it again!) It was notBut a lot of memes originated into the celebration of the “Morbius”, and Sony took all the wrong lessons of this topic. In fact, the bad “Morius” appears to be underestimated; It is illegal to even call it a “movie”. The Marchus version of “Morbius” caused a catastrophic box at the box office; Despite the strong opening of $ 39 million, it saw a decrease of more than 70 % between the first and second weekends, which is incredible (in a bad way). Then, later in the year, Sony noticed that people were publishing about “Morius” and it seemed that he did not read Any of the actual postsAnd all of them made fun of an attempt to a movie. As a result, they are Re -released The film in June 2022, and Decline once againOn a really sad weekend less than $ 300,000. Sony in the end He tried to claim that the film was able to achieve a kind of profitBut frankly, is this the point?

“Morbius” is not a very bad movie, it’s good. It is not classic in the future. It is, frankly, it is not interesting to watch it literally in any way. For any reason, though, people are examining them on Amazon Prime, so if you are looking for some, uh, “Morpin’s time”, you can see it there now.