Dana White is considered a “repair” of boxing in 2026 – Didn’t we hear this before?

Dana White was on the “Broken Boxing” tour longer than half of the fighters’ jobs. Every few years, he emanates, saying that he will save the beautiful flag, and then go out because, as he put it, is “very broken.” He has now returned with the money of Netflix, the support of TURKI ALALLALSHIKH, and the same sermon: only he Boxing can be saved.

At the end of this week, his name is raised to Canelo Vs Crawford, Fegas pbs newsand “Basically, in 2026, I will start my cross, and what I will do is basically like a series of competitors. He will fight the best of men who did not defeat unnoticed players.” Great, Dana. Because when two from 5-0 meet, the world certainly stops spinning.

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“You will care about the first battle of the night” – oh, are we?

White promise, “What you will do is that you will care about the first battle of the night, not just the main event.” right. Because the man who was selling MMA UnderCards is full of future accountants and part-time Parisas suddenly believes that the fans will be emotionally invested in the feather weight 4-0 fighting 3-0.

He added, “I will build the stars, put great battles, and then these men will graduate and fight with a chic Torke.” Translation: Dana is vibrant, Torke spends checks. Imagine the bending around the development bond for another person.

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“This is a sport reserved” – but it got the glue

White said, “There is no arrogance or arrogance when I talk about entering boxing and trying to” fix it. “This is a reserved sport.” It is honest, because nothing screams “no ego” like comparing yourself with the American Football Association and NBA every five minutes. “What we did with UFC is to convert UFC to the US Football Association, the American Professional League,” splurge.

The only hiccup? This is the annoying boxing law, Muhammad Ali – the law that prevents promoters from owning the entire circus. The White crew tried to push the “Revival Law” to his intestine, but the California Sports Committee took place after the public anger. To date, Dana’s NFL Dream maintains hostages under the same law that protects boxers from treating like UFC fighters. Karma is not defeated.

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Dana v. Herne Warne: Future Comedy Clock

Al -Abyad reduce his dialect (now): “Eddie Herne is a great promoter. He is very successful, and in my opinion, he is a good man. I love him so much. I got out of Frank Warren in the UK, and he is very successful and he works well.” Translation: Their burial has not started yet. A year ago, I gave her a “tiktok” and Warren seller.

And yes, he claims, “Maybe we have between 60 and 70 fighters under the contract.” This is not the American Boxing Football Association, Dana. This is a regional promoter with a middle -aged crisis.

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The last word

So here we are in: Dana White says it will suit boxing, again, by 2026. He will run his small rival chain and “graduate” fighters to the Torke Empire, and compare himself with the American Professional League every time a microphone appears. At the same time, Ali’s law stands at the door like the guard says, “Not tonight, hero.”

Will it succeed? questionable. But watching Dana White Ram is his head against the brick wall in boxing may be the funniest battle for all of them.