All the hysterical narcissism and proud during the past five years are in one science fiction movie

by Joshua Tyler
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Thanks to the algorithm of the viewers, one of the most proposed broadcast films in the summer was a science fiction movie that has never obtained a suitable theatrical release. I am here to warn you away from it, before you get in Holo accidentally.

Long distance It takes all the fake hysterical narcissism over the past ten years and distil it into two letters trapped on a foreign planet. Then he asks you for the root to survive, while everything they say and do it makes you wish that they have died.

It is a foolish story called Andy (Anthony Ramos) without any emotional control and vocabulary from the first row that is removed from the explosion championship In the escape pod. Artificial intelligence in the porn reads the vital survival data as the pods descend towards a planet, while our main character screams with idiot and shouts it to silence.

This is how the movie begins. It did not improve from there.

On this planet, Andy finds himself alone, spends a lot of time to ventilate and strike things for no reason. It eventually is indifferently launched in search of other survivors.

Andy finds one quickly. It is a wonderful, calm tucker, collected with a bond that knows exactly what to do and has already prepared a SOS lighthouse. This heroic number begins to encourage Andy and give him vital survival information.

Andy is just areas of the regions while speaking, and while he was empty and turned his back, the man is eaten by foreign creature. When our mentally missing hero turns, it appears that a sacrifice has disappeared.

Instead of wondering where the only man went to know what to do, Andy wanders. As for the rest of the film, this survival indicates that it is “this crazy man” who is pleased to get rid of it.

Fortunately, there is another survivor. Her name is Naomi (Naomi Scott plays), but I will invite her Karen because this is more convenient. It is besieged in a pod several miles away, and he can only speak with it on the radio.

Karen tells him that she needs help, although she knows that trying to help her will likely kill her. However, Karen revolves around Karen, so she asks to come and save her. Andy believes that saving her may be a very big problem to tell him that she has additional oxygen, and that artificial intelligence is in the Indian suit (which Zakari Quinto expresses) reminds him that he needs to breathe. So he set out in search of Karen, who was unprecedented and ever swinging on the radio about herself and screaming at him when he does not talk to her enough because he is very busy escaping the monsters.

When things become very bad, Karen says she needs to be accelerated, Andy sits and sings a song. Both are seen as a disease solution. Later, Andy Karen shows the gun he found and tells him that he is planning to use it as a club because it was very difficult to know how to shoot him.

Early on the control panel does not work, so and puncture it. This does not help, so every control panel hits it in the entire movie. It never works, not even once, so in the end it picks up a stick and begins to use it to acquire closed doors directly instead of inconvenience with control platforms. This does not work either. It is not prepared.

However, Andy sometimes takes a break from hitting things to tell Karen about the time he killed his entire family because of his neglected leadership. He wants her to know that this makes him feel “a bad man” and that he is sure that he was not his mistake. Karen agrees, then makes it somehow about herself.

When Karen kills a foreigner, Andy wakes up from the place where he wanders in the corner and says, quotes, “Dats how you kill Monsta”, before he owns in a strong way and turned his body. This is one of the best dialogue lines in the film, along with the line in which Karen wonders about the reason for the presence of helmets in space.

Long distance It presents many problems that their characters must overcome, and in each case, their characters ignore these problems to focus on many unorganized feelings that they feel. They usually feel panic, stupidity, non -practical and selfish. They behave accordingly.

It was released in one way or another as summer films that were expected to be watched in 2024, Long distance It is an ideal packaging of everything wrong with the human race in the past five years. Every terrible carrier I saw stealing the baseball game from a child, every criminal under the human being watched in the video that makes old ladies for fun, all of which are embodied in these two threads.

If it is a movie about the most human sex, most human race members are trying Long distance. Or watch Tiktok. This is the same, but at least he has dance.

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