Amazon finally woke up James Bond

by Chris Senelgov
| Published 9 seconds ago

Since Daniel Craig stepped down from the role, there was a lot of speculation (and more than a little fear) that the next James Bond “wake up”, rewriting as a black man or a woman. After bruting Amazon billion billion dollars in full creative control of the privilege, most of them assumed that it will not shake the boat by changing things too much.

Now, Amazon 007 woke up with the most unexpected ways: through photographs on the covers of his classic movie on the main video of weapons removal.

Destruction of a creative movie poster

If you don’t already know, Bond always has a gun in his hand in his classic posters and subsequent home media covers. This tradition belongs to Doctor NoThat was Sean Connery In Polo, the weapon folded, a rifle is comfortably located in his hand. Find the movie on Prime, and you will notice that the gun has been digitally removed and the trigger finger changed to look like simply folding his arms in an informal way.

if Amazon It may only change Doctor No Cover, this was bad enough. Iconic movie poster completely Connery’s secret agent summarized: It is smooth, exciting and dangerous, at one time. This broken cover makes Photoshop similar to the hero of the movement and is like a boredom member in the local golf club that collides with it in the nearest mirror (to England? No, to gram, James).

It gets worse

The Amazon just continued to take photographs more badly James Bond Covering, every somewhat ugly (and even in one way or another stupid) from the latter. While the latest bond movie ghost The gun is simply walked, and many pictures were Hardly It changed.

in OctopusThe Roger Moore, and other hand, has a strange grip from the kung fu, making it look like it is about to cut the judo with an invisible enemy.

In MoonrakerMoore wears a golden suit (the original was silver) and is now missing the laser rifle, which was previously the biggest hint of us that this film sends 007 to space.

As the beloved Amazon Bond did Pierce Prosnan Excessive dirt: the gun is removed from Goldneye Covering, which makes the secret agent of Diner seem to know what to do with his hands. Tomorrow never die It is worse, with the transformation of Prosnan’s expression to a strange smile, such as that he got one of the attractive songs from Mama! Stained in his head.

But this is still better than Moore The scene of killing And Connyry in ThunderballAll of them have been changed many of the original copies that the covers look like, as Bond may describe, “SLOP, AI SLOP”.

Amazon has no idea what they are doing

As a lifetime bond love, I simply have Not What Amazon is doing here. The main character of this privilege that has always been offered with a pistol on stickers specifically because this is his main weapon, and anyone is familiar with these films that knows that you can expect Bond to shoot a small army of followers in each movie. Why, then, do Amazon want to pretend that guns are not an integral part of the entire 007 package?

The standard assumption between fans is that Amazon is trying to make Bond “wake up” by removing his rifle from all these covers. But this will not be deceived by someone familiar with movies, and it is possible that anyone watching this privilege for the first time.

Will no person hate guns enough to agree to this decision only when he accidentally clicks on one of these heavy films, most likely because they expected a Romantic comedy Instead of a spy movie?

Frankly, all this preaches the severe illness of any James Bond films in the future or (God helps us) the pre -TV series for the creation of Amazon. Everyone’s fears that you will make Bund wake up appear valid in light of the first video to take classic photos after another to whiten these films even appearance From violence. The character no longer must “die another day:” In the eyes of the fans, annoyed from this clumsy attempt to censors, James Bond has already died.

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