The worst star war movie is loved and hated for all the wrong reasons

by Zac Zaganes
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When it comes to Star Warsand There is no single piece of media exciting Another serious. It seems that the eighth movie in Skywalker has divided the Vandum In two camps: Those who did not like the movie and those who were wrong.

Here’s the thing: a lot of “fans” who hate the movie are also wrong. confused? Let’s explain.

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Bad jokes U Mama

There are those who see it Another serious It is the worst Star Wars movie For ridiculous reasons such as Ray being “Mary Soo” or bombs fall directly in the space vacuum (elegant, laser space processors, laser swords, follow -up). These opinions make it difficult for the rest of us with legitimate criticism to discuss what is wrong in the movie without being classified immediately on Forboy grieves their childhood. Trust us, there is enough admiration Another serious For people in all political and cultural spectra.

Let’s start with humor. Another serious It is the only Star Wars movie that opens with the joke “Your Mother”, and we can only assume that because every other stars war director realized that it is a bad seizure of the universe.

Star Wars have always enjoyed humor, and some jokes were stupid. Binks jar steps in Bantha Fodder in The threat of fake, And it does not become less than that.

The difference here, however, is that a tube, for good or disease, is part of any world with livestock. Steps in a stupid tube, yes, but a global gag. “Hey, hey, your mother!” On the other hand, the land of the twenty -first century feels directly from the movie.

Luke’s terrible reaction to his lamps

Then Locke’s reaction to the Restore Lightsaber. Does he get everything in principle and return it to irrigation, saying: “This is not who I am now,” or is something similar? No, he throws it on his shoulder like the Lonnie Tunes gag. The scene can have “Yakety Sax” from the old Benny Hill’s offer Playing under it, and will fit perfectly.

Let’s try it. Here is…

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The comic and comedic road throws weapons on his shoulder to undermine any tension that the scene would get in another way and defines the tone for the entire film.

From there, you get a BB-8 error in the gambling machine and spit the metal currencies back like a joke of stars war, and Maz Kanata makes a joke about the ability of the code to do “everything”. Do we laugh yet?

Good and evil? What is the difference

Let’s move from there to the position of Ryan Johnson, “both sides are absorbed” towards the resistance and the first rank. Through the character named DJ (do not join, get it?

If you want to present this argument about wars in real life, move to it. The military industrial complex deserves all the criticism that Ryan can throw. But this is the stars war. One side has actual evil, quantitative measuring on its side.

Yes, both sides have killed people, but just one side blew an entire planet! In fairy tales, it is okay to recognize a good objective and objective aspect. Keep the middle ground for the real world.

Musk! Forgetfulness

Then, of course, we have a sabotage of your expectations. Another serious It is a big one “Gotcha!” as far as Ryan Johnson anxiety. Did you expect to hear someone saying: “I have a bad feeling about it,” just as in the seven major stars war films? Very bad. Musk!

Did you expect that the parents would be an important person because this is what JJ Abrams Disturbances? Very bad they are Nobs. Musk!

Do you think SNOKE was a big bad in the star’s trilogy? Very bad, you are Plebian, the emperor did not have the development of the character in the original trilogy. It has just appeared in one movie and died too! It is not concerned that the expectations of the fans of Lauer and Kenon have changed since 1983. Musk!

Johnson cannot even help himself in the third chapter on the planet. We are 100 % certain that Johnson’s intention to put the final battle on a white planet was that viewers initially believed that snow is like in the Empire strikes, Just after that, someone will taste “snow” and scream, “It’s salt!” salt! Musk!

Broken promises

Perhaps the biggest sin of Johnson with Another serious He was not good at his promises. Let the past die. Kill him if you have to.

Well, fine. Luke is the last Gidic, and it will start a new thing. At least the stars war will go in a new direction.

Oh, it does not matter, the sacred texts have been preserved. Rey will continue with the same old my grandfather’s practices as before.

Oh, Ray and Kilo Run cooperated. Will we get something new, like Ray actually showcases Kylo to participate in Galaxy? Will the third movie in a trilogy be the other good people who take Ray?

Wait, no. I rejected it. We went back to Hero Vs Villain. Classic Star Wars.

You are wandering, stars war fans

In the end, Ryan Johnson made a film specifically for their fans who have understood follow -up expectations Power awakens. He filled it with an inappropriate humor that clashed with the aesthetic of the stars in force and behaved as it was shaking matters, only to finish the movie exactly where the stars war always ends: a large group of bad guys in seeking to achieve a small group of rebels. amazing.

Oh, the ports were absorbed.

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