Dan Gainor: Taylor & Travis, Zombie Rabbits, DC Meltdown: 7 August Moments

I bet you thought that the rabbits were nice, normal, prepared – except for a Vorpal rabbit for the fame of “Monty Python”. It turned out, we were all wrong. According to Associated Press, there is a group of rabbits in Colorado With ugly -like growth, it may seem directly from a low -budget horror movie. Hide your children, hide your wives and dig your VHS version of “Night of the LePus”. This is a strange, disturbing fact of rabbits that have become bad. This is what AP indicates as a “mostly harmless” papillary virus, which causes the growth -like growth that protrudes from their faces like the veiled pods.

The gentle and cuddling that seems to be something from the story of Stephen King is not “mostly harmful” in my world. I love this line from the Washington Post title about the story: “They are not fierce, as experts say.” Experts may also escape screaming, so I will not trust their opinions.

It is understood that rabbits have acquired the appropriate borrowed names: “Frankstein rabbits”, “Demon Rains” and “Zombie Trains”. Perhaps the virus or error is also the cause of the legend of rabbits with centuries known as Jackalopes. Or maybe they are behind everything. Meanwhile, I will commit to naming insect rabbits.

Wild rabbit monitoring with a strange growth of their heads

2. Don’t say that! As for the criminals between us (important!), We remember when the fathers will threaten to wash our mouths with soap if we use bad words. According to Politico, the National Democratic Committee (DNC) is one step away from developing this bad word policy.

The left -wing political site wrote an article on a new memorandum that defines 45 words and phrases that the party should not say. Run under the title: “Words” Democrats You should cut from their vocabulary. “This, after generalizing the same stupid terms for years.

The list is read like the Bingo Card for People watching a democratic conference. Below are the prominent points: “The concession … operation … Microggressed … Avoid the body … cultural allocation … the unprecedented person … there are almost bad others, but you get the idea.

Matt Bennett, Executive Vice President for Public Affairs, said they are trying to “make Democrats speak like ordinary people.” Note: The verb did not say or pretend to be “ordinary people.” He just wants them to speak this way.

The Democrats urged the disposal of “concession”, “Latinx” and dozens of other terms “Yenghar” voters

“It is worth noting that in certain parts of the country, many people speak, especially now, in this language and use these expressions recommended by the third direction.” Of course, he failed to mention that politico is one of those places.

3. Travis and Taylor: I will be short if you have crossed the largest global stories of our time. No, not the Middle East, Ukraine, or China. I am talking about Pop Superstar T sharingAylor Swift The NFL NFL NFL TRVIS Kelce. Leave it to The Washington Post to make a ridiculous comment in the Click Quest. They turned this title: “Did Travis Taylor suggest the wrong knee? We went to the experts.” Only the happy couple “passengers”.

Readers know that I am not a fan, but come on. The man descended on one knee and suggested his love. Remove the rest. The article added: “Some commentators rushed (and we will not lie, some journalists from a distance) indicated that Killis fell on his right knee instead of criticizing his left etiquette.” He is 35 years old and has 12 seasons of the American Football Association under his belt. He may be happy at least from his knees still bend.

Boycott of chaos: Amin residents from Washington, DCThe region (yes, this is a lot) that the region was a disaster area for decades. We had a crack pandemic, mayor Marion Barry, cancer and more. Now, finally, someone is doing something about it – this man in 1600 Pennsylvania Avi, also in the same area. The left cannot stand. They scream, seal their feet … they call the state. Yes, I have read this right.

People in the nation published a piece of title, “DC Statehood: Now, more than ever.” The author John Nichols criticized the Republican and announced: “The Democrats must make it clear that – as part of the broader Renaissance of voting rights that must follow Trump’s years – the capital of the capital will classify their agenda.” The capital’s reward for decades of inefficiency is definitely a platform for parties. Perhaps the kidnapper party, because it involves a lot of drinking.

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A little late: The phrase “late is better and not” was finally meeting the ideal test. A family member just returned Library book To San Antonio Public Library is a little late. The book “Your Child, his family and his friends” was examined in July 1943. This is close to the allied invasion of Sicily – just 82 years ago. And longer, a few years, from the average life expectancy. In other words, everyone who was alive at the time is not now.

The borrowed booklet was written by the marriage and family advisor Francis Bruce Strad. A family member included a note, according to the AP: “The book must have borrowed by my grandmother, Maria del Sokorro Aldera Flores (Cortez). That year, I moved to Mexico City to work at the American embassy. This library may pay the fine of national debt.

Until crawl: Former CNN Achievement Jim Acosta has managed a more disturbing element than rabbits with a century. Acosta conducted, in a desperate search for attention, an interview with the programmed Avatar from the computer for the deceased teenager Joaquin Oliver. All of this was part of an attempt to push control of the weapon on the audience that was easily deceived. Given the emergence of artificial intelligence in recent months, we can expect a fixed diet for computer programs that demand the representation of actual people. Basically, the worst Holodeck experience in “Star Trek” along with LEFTY reprimand like Acosta. The maximum eight, here we come.

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sausage! Usually, when you hear this expression, this excitement is. Or perhaps someone has monitored Jaws Chestnut, who won the famous Nathan International Hot Eating Competition through Download 70.5 Hot Dog and Buns. Not this time.

To the anger of all Americans who eat hot liver, I mentioned this, “a A truck cargo of hot dogs It was spilled across Pennsylvania between the states “to start a month. The authorities had to turn into a loader to lift the slippery dogs.

I think “Loader interface” should be the new Chestnut title. They certainly need his skills – along with mustard truck.

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