Google, sorry, but the pixel event was Cringefest

“IP 6 8! IP 6 8! It does not seem to be Fallon, which is likely to hear the artistic term before, realizes that IP68-a classification that indicates that phones can survive the flooding in water-not everything is interesting as a selling point, and this water resistance is a new feature on the Google Pixel line. It was around Since 2018 pixels 3 we are on pixels now, as a reference.

In a surreal moment, it shows the tendency to overcome anything related to the progress of artificial intelligence, Google decided to withdraw all the stations Pixel 10 Live event on Wednesday.

New Google phones, of course, are Interestingly with their own advantagesWhile they offer how Google integrates artificial intelligence into daily consumer experiences such as taking pictures, sending text messages to friends, translating phone calls, assisting in the real world, and more.

The embarrassing event made Google feel not connected. It also indicates that the company felt that it needed a noise for covering up the lack of technical developments, and this is not the case. Whether people like it or not, Google is Hurry before Apple To put artificial intelligence in the hands of consumers through its smartphones. If the technology giant focuses on it and showed examples in the real world-and not those that involve celebrities Racecar race driversand Basketball starsOr Peloton characters – It was better immediately.

Instead, the matter went to Buzz with the appearance of paid celebrities, including the juvenile host Jimmy Fallon and others such as Stephen Carrie, PodCaster Alex Cooper, Jonas Brothers, and more. The result was a QVC -like sales event, almost sometimes, a QVC -like sales event, which is what It is called immediately “Not accessible.”

In a large part, this had to do with Fallon’s performance.

In an attempt to convert his personality late at night to the companies ’event, he ended up that he is not very interested in technology, which requires excessive display of Hamas less than Genenwin.

“This is exciting. It is like the announcement of Taylor Swift’s album for the professionals,” began, insulting the wide audience of people who, in fact, is committed to interest to get to know the latest in smartphones and progress in artificial intelligence.

In an attempt to be a position in favor of the “prevailing consumer”, whatever Google Marketers believes that, Fallon interferes with ordinary questions, such as what is the meaning of the “agent” or why everyone talks about artificial intelligence in smartphones, or what is “a walled garden?”

These high-level questions only led to the basic explanations of the EXCS from Google, such as Rick Osterloh, the first vice president of platforms and devices in Google- a job that has stood up Fallon. (It appears to be a very direct title for us, especially compared to the most exotic technology functions like Senior officer of happiness or Digital Prophet.))

As a result, the answers were taken out to ordinary users, despite the fact that they may be very interested in using artificial intelligence models, or how they work, or whether their privacy is in danger when AI runs on their personal devices.

During this event, Fallon showed a little reaction or curiosity about interesting tales, such as when Osterloh indicated that Goeni Ai’s assistant from Google comes to reinforced reality glasses. However, he pretended to be a thirsty user of some techniques that he had just clearly showed how to use it, such as Circle to Search, allowing users to conduct Google search by eavesdropping, rotating or highlighting anything on their screen.

At another stage, Fallon held banners with signs of quotes from supposed Reddit users about how exquisite pixel phones are located. “This first person says,” Whenever I use a phone without a search circle, I feel that I am in the Stone Age. “(Come on, Google, no one said at all. Certainly not Reddor.)

Later, Fallon, Vice President of Google Marketing Adrienne Lofton, such as BFF and exciting excitement on a table covered with smartphones, watches and earnings. (Osterloh has gone in the meantime to tell the handshake-water-c.).

Lofton, who was looking for a denim tucchido jacket, could not talk about this bidder, though.

Instead, I suddenly felt that we were watching one of the old TV channels that shop home, such as QVC or HSN, where sales representatives flow around any product in front of them and you can see sales numbers increase with every courtesy.

Lofton: “We take the best smartphone in the world, and we raise our game with the ten. It is strong, it is fast, and we feel the Satanian union on the edges and the camera.”

Fallon: “Oh, Hariri!”

Lofton: “What do I say? Aesthetic design is incredible, which is pixel. So the camera is incredible. And colors, think – look at this painting. We believe that these colors are exciting like hell. ”

Fallon: “Well, hold it. It is Wednesday afternoon. Let’s keep it pg.“

Commitment. Absolute horror.

Later in this event, other stars have emerged their moments, whether it was a registered primary. Jonas Brothers made a pixel phone video, which was played at the end of the event.

Only a few celebrity reactions felt naturally. Cooper encountered herself, as in her own interviews. Chat with the photographer André d. Wagner It was also a short moment of originality, as he talked about his art and technique.

It is understood that Google wants to distinguish between the Apple event format to attract attention to its own progress and its devices. But who are technical ads if not for people who are interested in technology? If Google is trying to reach prevailing technology lovers, you don’t need to do something like this. You must get her phones in the hands of the creators who already watch it, like Marquis Brownley. (Which, thank God, is an actalso.)

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