The wreckage of the family comedy is very terrible

by Robert Scotchi
| Published One hour ago

There is a saying among parents that indicate that everything we want when our children are born is to start walking and speaking, and when this miracle lasts, all we want is to sit and silence for one second. But when it comes to 1999 Children’s geniusesYou wanted that these children did not start speaking in the first place because their movements and expressions in the face were clearly dug from a strange valley in which no one dared to their right mind to explore.

In some way, commercially successful enough to generate a supplement, Children’s geniuses It has no qualities of zero recovery, and a critical score of 2 percent on the spoiled tomatoes to support me in this.

Children’s tricks and kicks

Children’s geniuses It focuses on the Kinder method, which includes the kidnapping of children and young children from the role of nearby orphans and putting them through strict testing and training in order to discover the secrets of the universe. It was founded by Dr. Elena Kinder (Kathleen Turner) and Dr. Heeb (Christopher LloydBabyco has access to the technological resources used in their research that leads to the discovery of Babytalk, a secret language used by children who try desperate to pursue them for the scientific method.

Meanwhile, Robin (Kim Katstraral) and Dan Bubins (Peter McNikol) works on daytime care outside their home with the help of their gate, Lenny (Dom Deloise), and their United teenage employee, Dicky (Kyle Howard). Robin, who is the daughter of Dr. Kind and his adopting mother of a child called intelligence, does not know that her son has a long -term brother named Selly who lives under the auspices of Dr. Kinder and Dr. Heeb as a subject of their program for children’s geniuses.

When Sly replaces places with ornament after the bold escape from Joyworld, a garden of entertainment for children designed by Babyco, the virgin does not first realize the small Switcheroo, but Dr. Kinder feels overwhelmingly because she can use intelligence in a double -blind study.

At this stage, Sly and Wit are not aware of the presence of each other, but they also share in one way or another in the Created Association and quickly put two and two together.

Nothing of this logical

Shift with unwanted science and weak diapers in their position, Children’s geniuses It is a nausea story from biological evaluation under the guise of progress. The race around the clock is because the geniuses of children seem to lose their abilities to the verb of the kung fu and the understanding of mathematics and complex linguistics as soon as they learn how to speak like humans and “transit”, the rollers, knowing now that they care about the wrong child, and the follow -up of Dr. Kind and Dr. Heb in search of answers, to kidnap child.

Watch children’s geniuses

What is the most surprising Children’s geniuses He is “Babytalk”, who seems to me that it does not seem more than American English unable to hear although it is clear that Dan is able to distinguish their boxes after birth with a little effort for reasons that have never been explained. Using digital animation to make modern children possible, the dialogue is just a high copy of the imagination of the mouths of speaking on children who were photographed with their mouths closed, making everything look strange and unnatural.

But still, Children’s geniuses It is an interesting watch because it seems that people wanted to watch this movie. A total of $ 36.5 million for its 12 million dollar production budget, will not take a long time for a complement known as the name Superbabies: Children’s geniuses 2 To reach the fruits, which were performing in one way or another on the critical front of its predecessor (Read: A Big FAT Zero On Spoiled tomatoes).

To write these lines, Children’s geniuses Not available for broadcasting, which perhaps for the better. But if you want to throw something in the background during ritual torture, you can rent the address upon request Apple TV+and Main VideoAnd Vandango at home.

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