5 things we prefer to watch from the terrible AMC ads before the view

I love movies, and I love watching movies on the big screen. But going to a movie theater? Well, this is a different story, especially when the AMC Film Theater is. For many people, AMC is the only game in the city, which can be frustrated, because the stage series is committed to showing an endless barrage of ads and trailers before they wander around the start of the movie. Most of the time, you will get about 25-35 minutes of pre-display scrap before the studio slogans begin to appear.

Look, in the big plan for things, there are greater problems in the world than this. Certainly, in theory, we can all agree to appear late and we hope to miss the ads (AMC recently said it will hold this approach Adding even more AdsFortunately, since then). But it will also Be nice if we cut AMC some recession. Currently, in addition to trucks and soda ads and a huge group of trailers, the AMC display also includes multiple ads to Amc theaters, talk about how wonderful. Hey, we are already here! You don’t have to sell us on it! You don’t also have to see a couple of dance and then race each other in cars (?). I know this will be controversial for some people, but I really like it if I kill AMC, Nicole Kidman’s advertisement at this stage. Yes, we all loved it when it reached for the first time, and it was executed to death. But I will be frank: I am tired of that. I didn’t think I was tired of Nicole Kidman, but we are here. When I see it, its high heels rise in this pond, the inside. I just want to start the movieand damn it! enough!

It has grown here in /movie, they are tired of AMC ads before showing that we collected a brief list of terrible things that we prefer instead. Yes, it has reached this. (Chris Evangelista)

What do people wone more about Nicole Kidman’s advertisement? Is it the embarrassing conjugation of the calligraphy about “(Go) somewhere we have not been before” with clips from “The World of Jurasse”? Is it the fact that you are watching a commercial advertisement for the theater in which you are already sitting? Or perhaps the excessive use of the word “We”, as if Nicole Kidman routinely introduces it to the local AMC and watches movies with ordinary people, as it is embarrassing knee dizziness to allow them to exceed when they need a urine break.

But the AMC Declaration was far from the most worrying “How are you, general colleagues?” A message that one of the celebrities was placed during the era of Covid-19. The fugitive winner of this title is the music video collected by the “Wonder Woman” star Gal Gadot, which includes a full range of celebrities covering “Imagine” for John Lennon with various singing capabilities and different levels of commitment. It is difficult to decide what is worse: celebrities who sing like them really think it will help the world; Or those who sing in a full embarrassing way, the deadly appearance in their eyes screaming, “Oh my God, I will regret this, right?”

“Imagine” is a terrible song. It is a clown tune, with vulgar words, designed. The waiver of the lines “imagine that there is no property / wondering whether it can” not seem wonderful from a millionaire the first time you sing, and worse sounds in a video full of millionaires. Using the introduction of “We are all together” to prepare a montage of the wealthy who were riding the epidemic in their palaces and holiday homes, it was so deaf tone that he was governed to become Mim.

This is the great thing in the video “Imagine”, though: it’s So It is worthy that my mind is separated reflective when confronting it, such as the pilot who strikes the “output” button. Run it at the beginning of the pre -display ads, and the audience can leave the unequal dream carrying them happily until the movie begins.

Imagine you are in another place, and don’t watch this video. It is easy if you try … (Hana Show Williams)

Most of the terrible Christmas films, but “The Santa Clause 2” is a special type of terrible, thanks to the horrific presence of Tim Alins. Certainly, as a child, it seems to double the Santa Claus great, because you will get weak gifts, just as when your parents are divorced. The problem is that Santa Claus is the second in “The Santa Clause 2”, which is a game that may be created by ChatGPT, is the Nightmare Pure fuel. Add a few black eyes to the Santa Claus game in this holiday, and you will get pop -size pop, and this is enough to give anyone nightmares to the rest of their lives.

First of all, when Toy Santa Claus arrives, it is completely naked, and the reaction of Scott Calvin (Tim Allen), which is Curtis Curtis (Spence Bresslin) is one of the absolute terror when they look at the Toy Santa moss, which indicates that there is a kind of plastic loss that does not contain anyone.

Second, Toy Santa Claus is destroyed by hot cocoa. Once the sweet chocolate nectar tastes it, it raises it and wants more immediately. Later, it is mentioned that even three gallons were drunk while preparing the army of a soldier. Nobody wants Santa Claus to work on high quantities of cocoa. This is like a Disney version of Bandar Cocaine, Something is also familiar with Tim Allen.

Finally, Toy Santa Claus becomes Nazi mainly (as you see above). He decides that children do not deserve any of the games made by the elves, and he wants to send them coal instead. This is not great, you are a tyrant moving cocoa.

However, all of this means that we prefer to see any of the dumb and stupid scenes with Tim Allen in rubber makeup such as Toy Santa Claus instead of forcing them to reconsider the AMC theaters before currently being shown. We have come to this place for magic, but I prefer to watch Tim Allen Guzel Cocoa resembling a warning story of plastic surgery instead of seeing that Hogwash is the theatrical time again from ever. (Ethan Underon)

I am a proud member of the AMC Stumbs family, but I am also aware of a mistake, thanks to the flavor of anxiety that is believed to be delaying means that I am in an immediate danger. I always showed early for Maria Menonus and November, and it does not matter if the AMC application tells me that there will be 25-30 minutes of trailers before the movie starts already, and I will be comfortable in my seat and flounder on popcorn at the time of the announced show. This means that I spent the equivalent of the entire “Halloween” franchise in watching the ads of AMC theaters before the show. I no longer own it inside. At this stage, when the lights start in the faint and go to a place we haven’t been before, I will be more welcome to the movie “Sinister”, which includes my family.

Scott Derrickson and C. Robert Cargill “Sinister” is One of the most terrifying films everAnd it is in a large part of it thanks to the Super 8 films called “Home Films”, which features a terrible work of the family’s pesticide. The shots entitled “Lawn Work ’86” are undoubtedly One of the most effective jump is the most effective From ever on the screen, I will be fine with a new movie that has become for me and the legacy of my family if this means that the AMC ads before the show will stop. We can even call it “Night Night’s 25”, and someone can push us down the stairs outside the AMC Burbank 16, and we will all do all of our brains at the feet of the Batman statue. (BJ Colagelo)

On November 22, 1963, President John F. was assassinated. Kennedy in Dallas, Texas – a tragic event other than the course of history and inspired a mountain that continues to this day. The terrible murder was arrested in the 8 mm movie by Abraham Zabroder, a local clothing manufacturer who had no idea that his footage would study a frame after another for years to come.

It is a disturbing drawing, where you can see Kennedy’s head explodes in a state of chaos – an exciting moment in Oliver Stone, “JFK”. Yes, that’s right, the AMC show before satisfaction so that I prefer to watch a video of someone’s head exploding instead of joining the couple who dance again.

But I get it: this may be annoying and shocking to some people, so Amc may put a path for laughter, “Big Bang theory”, under the shots. It may reduce the strike. Just a suggestion. (Chris Evangelista)

Sony’s attempt to make a spider cinematic world without Mana spider She did not go wellAnd one of the most prominent failures of this experience is “Morius”. Jared Leito played the role of Dr. Michael Morius, the world that becomes a vampire and uses his new ability to turn into a type of hero.

that it bad film. It is so bad that it mainly turned into a pierced line, as the film was dramatically on the Internet. While “Morbius” was a disappointment at the box office at the release, Sony believed that it might be able to formulate the film Meme’s condition to recover some of its losses. So they advanced and re -launched the film after two months. Re -version also to fail.

But maybe Sony should try again, and she has to do it as part of an amc pre -view. The third time is magic! Look, I know what you say: If your complaint is that the AMC offer is very long, it will not appear Full movie Make it longer? You are right, of course, but I became so desperate that I prefer watching Jared Lito running in the improved Gul-Gul Makeup of CGI-GHOL hearing Nicole Kidman told me that a heartbreak is satisfied in a place like this again. (Chris Evangelista)